{"id":17867,"date":"2013-11-16T21:25:16","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T03:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=17867"},"modified":"2013-11-16T21:25:16","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T03:25:16","slug":"area-dad-looking-to-get-average-phone-call-with-adult-son-down-to-47-5-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=17867","title":{"rendered":"Area Dad Looking To Get Average Phone Call With Adult Son Down To 47.5 Seconds."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-dad-looking-to-get-average-phone-call-with-ad,34558\/\">Link<\/a>. I feel bad when my Dad picks up the phone, we both feel obliged to talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link. I feel bad when my Dad picks up the phone, we both feel obliged to talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-17867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-share","tag-pinboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17868,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17867\/revisions\/17868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}