{"id":34378,"date":"2015-05-23T15:57:01","date_gmt":"2015-05-23T20:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=34378"},"modified":"2015-05-23T15:57:01","modified_gmt":"2015-05-23T20:57:01","slug":"man-celebrates-raise-company-will-eventually-use-to-justify-firing-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=34378","title":{"rendered":"Man Celebrates Raise Company Will Eventually Use To Justify Firing Him."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/onion.com\/1Q3DTzY\">Link<\/a>. Onion. After every raise, get a new job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link. Onion. After every raise, get a new job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-34378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-share","tag-pinboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34379,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34378\/revisions\/34379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}