{"id":5759,"date":"2012-08-28T11:40:23","date_gmt":"2012-08-28T16:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=5759"},"modified":"2012-08-28T11:40:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T16:40:23","slug":"a-toilet-dunked-iphone-cannot-be-serviced-by-apple-biohazard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=5759","title":{"rendered":"A toilet dunked iPhone cannot be serviced by Apple. Biohazard."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tech.kateva.org\/2012\/08\/a-toilet-dunked-iphone-cannot-be.html\">Link.<\/a> Makes sense and is not new &#8212; but surprised me. Sadness for son #2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link. Makes sense and is not new &#8212; but surprised me. Sadness for son #2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-5759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-share","tag-s"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5760,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions\/5760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}