{"id":67728,"date":"2019-05-24T16:53:10","date_gmt":"2019-05-24T21:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=67728"},"modified":"2019-05-24T16:53:10","modified_gmt":"2019-05-24T21:53:10","slug":"until-you-see-me-actively-pissing-on-the-house-floor-or-pressing-a-broken-beer-bottle-up-to-minority-leader-kevin-mccarthys-dumb-face-you-dipshits-can-rest-easy-knowing-ive-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=67728","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;until you see me actively pissing on the House floor or pressing a broken beer bottle up to [Minority Leader] Kevin McCarthy\u2019s dumb face, you dipshits can rest easy knowing I\u2019ve been sober as a goddamn judge.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/politics.theonion.com\/nancy-pelosi-slams-edited-footage-with-claim-that-when-1835013354\">Link<\/a>. I like the broken bottle image.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link. I like the broken bottle image.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-67728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-share","tag-pinboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67729,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67728\/revisions\/67729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}