{"id":72713,"date":"2020-05-07T18:46:14","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T23:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=72713"},"modified":"2020-05-07T18:46:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-07T23:46:14","slug":"velociraptors-are-intelligent-shifty-creatures-that-are-not-going-to-be-contained-any-time-soon-so-we-might-as-well-just-start-getting-used-to-them-killing-a-few-people-every-now-and-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=72713","title":{"rendered":"\u201cvelociraptors are intelligent, shifty creatures that are not going to be contained any time soon, so we might as well just start getting used to them killing a few people every now and then\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/sure-the-velociraptors-are-still-on-the-loose-but-thats-no-reason-not-to-reopen-jurassic-park\">Link<\/a>. I needed this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link. I needed this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-72713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-share","tag-pinboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72714,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72713\/revisions\/72714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}