{"id":75347,"date":"2020-11-11T17:02:27","date_gmt":"2020-11-11T23:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=75347"},"modified":"2020-11-11T17:02:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T23:02:27","slug":"because-im-a-mammal-the-girlfriend-replied-which-only-pissed-musk-off-even-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/?p=75347","title":{"rendered":"\u201cBecause I\u2019m a mammal,\u201d the girlfriend replied, which only pissed Musk off even more.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/report-elon-musk-is-kind-of-a-dick-1845645538\">Link<\/a>. Women who date billionaires are far above my station, but were I young and single I might ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link. Women who date billionaires are far above my station, but were I young and single I might ask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-75347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-share","tag-pinboard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75348,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75347\/revisions\/75348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kateva.org\/sh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}