Weight loss – who will be first to wear a weighted vest for a month?

In the mouse/rat weight loss study the rodents intra-abdominal weight was 15% of body mass. For a 300 lb adult that would be 45 lbs.

Who will be the first to wear a 35lb weight vest for a month and find out if they lose weight? (Medical supervision would be wise — and hard to do while doing office work.)